Best Funny Status For Whatsapp

By | May 30, 2017

Best Funny Status For Whatsapp: There are many strange instances in life which makes us laugh. We understand the importance of smiling during these incidents. We have collected some best funny status for Whatsapp. Use them accordingly.




  1. I am crazy and hyper, but that is two reasons why I am lovable.
  2. Silence is the loudest words you can sometimes speak when you want to be heard more.
  3.  Why is it so easy to fall asleep in class than in bed.
  4. Totally available! Please disturb me.
  5. I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you, so that I could hang out with me!
  6. Remember how you treated me so when I deal with you like that you can understand why!
  7. The best way to lie is, to tell the truth, carefully edited truth.
  8. I will kill you with my awesomeness.
  9. After marriage, the other man’s wife looks more beautiful.
  10. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
  11. If your dog barks and enemies laugh, take it seriously.
  12. It’s cute when your crush’s crush is uuh 😉
  13. I’m soo poor… I can’t even pay attention
  14. FACT: Every piece of plastic ever made still exists. Say no to Plastic.
  15. Jealousy = I actually care about you.
  16. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature.
  17. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
  18. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
  19. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
  20. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network…
  21. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
  22. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
  23. Happiness is when ‘Last seen at’ changes to ‘Online’ and then to ‘Typing…’
  24. Whatsapp status is loading…
  25. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food 🙂
  26. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
  27. Always remember you are UNIQUE – Just like everybody else.
  28. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
  29. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
  30. Move on…
  31. I’m not lazy, I’m on energy saving mode.
  32. Is the world really a sphere?
  33. Girls use photoshop to look beautiful.. Boys use photoshop to show their creativity.
  34. Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?
  35. My biggest concern in life is actually how my online friends can be informed of my death…
  36. Save water – Drink beer!
  37. Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.
  38. Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.
  39. I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  40. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth…
  41. I’m jealous of my parents… I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
  42. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.
  43. C.L.A.S.S – Come late and start sleeping 🙂
  44. Relationship Status: Looking for a FREE WiFi connection.
  45. When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
  46. We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀
  47. This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
  48. Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years and then we met…
  49. Don’t settle for good. Demand Great!
  50. Hakuna Matata – The great motto to live life!

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