40 Best Crazy Status For Whatsapp

By | May 18, 2017

Best Crazy Status For Whatsapp

Bringing your craziness out now and then would make you feel good. Your life is short. Take full advantage of it. Do things which are special. Be weird. Act awkward. Enjoy your life. Use any of these statuses to show the world how much crazy you are. We have collected Best Crazy Status For Whatsapp In English just to treat you crazily well.

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THE LIST OF BEST CRAZY WHATSAPP STATUSย 

  1. I love my job but only when I’m on vacation…..
  2. Life is too Short – Chat Fast!
  3. Hey there! Whatsapp is using me.
  4. Fun Fact: Phone on silent mode- 10 Missed call… Turns volume too loud- Nobody calls all day!
  5. You can never buy Love… but still, you have to pay for it!
  6. I live in a world of fantasy, so please keep your reality away from me!
  7. When I’m a Pedestrian, I hate cars, but when I’m driving I hate Pedestrians…
  8. Mosquitos are like your family, annoying but they carry your blood.
  9. My friend, save water and drink beer.
  10. Six pegs loading ๐Ÿ˜€
  11. God is creative , I mean just look at me ๐Ÿ˜›
  12. I wake up at night when I cant hold my pee in any longer.
  13. Life is too short smile while you still have teeth… ๐Ÿ˜€
  14. My study period = 15mins. My break time = 3hrs.
  15. I’m jealous of my parents. I’ll never have a kid as cool as theirs!
  16. Don’t kiss behind the garden. Remember, love is blind, but the neighbors are not.
  17. Fun and Sad Fact: Friends are forever until they get in a relationship!! ๐Ÿ˜›
  18. People call me Mike. You can call me tonight. :p
  19. C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping xD
  20. Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die. ๐Ÿ™ xD
  21. Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was too drunk.
  22. Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make me a bad person.
  23. The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight ๐Ÿ™‚
  24. Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.
  25. GOOGLE must be a female because it knows everything.
  26. I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide for plants.
  27. At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.
  28. We are WTF generation: WhatsApp, Twitter, and Facebook ๐Ÿ˜€
  29. My wife and I lived happily for 25 years, and then we metโ€ฆ :'( xD
  30. Eat. Sleep. Regret. Repeat.
  31. You donโ€™t have to like me. I am not a facebook post.
  32. Error! No Whatsapp status found.
  33. Keep your eyes off my status.
  34. One day, Iโ€™m going to make the onions cry.
  35. I want to be nice, but some people are so annoying like the one who is reading this
  36. At this moment, I take an oath. I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card.
  37. I’m so awesome that I wish I could be you so that I could hang out with me! xD
  38. When I’m good, I’m excellent, and when I’m bad, I’m sensational!
  39. Single doesn’t always mean available… it means highly available.
  40. Totally available! Please disturb me. xD

 

 

 

 

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