Best Awesome Status for Whatsapp

By | August 9, 2016

Trust me this is really best awesome status for whatsapp, when your awesome you can update your whatsapp status with these cool awesome status for whatsapp , so i have listed some Best awesome status for whatsapp

 

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Best Awesome Status for Whatsapp

”Don’t like me? Really? Cool, I actually don’t wake up every day for  impressing you.”
 

”The only reason I will be fat is because of a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality.”

”Today was going to rob bank today but the pen was chained to desk.”
”Yes, I will agree. Mums can find everything. Except for ringing phone in their bags!”
”Faces which YOU Make ON Toilet 🙂 😉 :/ ”
”God is a creative, i mean..just look at me.”
”May I go to the toilet , I am fucking bored.”
”Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.”
”Sometimes all i need is your love. Lol, just kidding, you need is money. :’)”
”This morning when I was a driving my Ferrari, the alarm woke me up.”
”I want some one who can give me a Loan and then leave me Alone .”
”I feel  too lazy than the guy who actually drew the Japanese flag.”
”I have enough money to last me the rest of life, unless I will buy something.”
”When you are too good, you are good, when you are too awesome you are me.”
”The zoo is a prettiest, cool  and safe place to fart.”
”One day, really i am gonna make the onions cry.”
”Doing the moonwalk is only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.”
”Before talking could you please connect the tongue to brain!”
”I am really jealous of my parents, I will never have kid as cool as theirs.”
”Can I take your picture?? I would love to collect the pictures of natural disasters.”
 

The only reason where god made cousins so that the parents can compare our marks.”

”People say laughter is best medicine. Your face must be  curing the whole world.”
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